Sunday, November 23, 2008
Tuesday, February 5, 2008
BREAKING POLITICAL NEWS!
Wolf Blitzer is ready for SUPER TUESDAY!
This is an excerpt from his article at cnn.com today (the rest is about CNN's giant video walls--Wolf really, really likes them, FYI):
People are always asking me: How do you prepare for this? My answer is simple. I am always preparing — every single day. I do my homework. I have discovered over the years that if you know your stuff, you will be prepared.
But there is also the matter of preparing physically for what will be a very long night. People always ask me about that. Don’t you get tired? The answer is that I am too pumped up to get tired. Still, I work hard at being ready. The night before, I always get a good night’s sleep. I exercise in the morning. It’s always a great way to start the day. I ran five miles this morning – as I try to do every morning. I eat a healthy breakfast. And the rest falls into place.
You know, I went to CNN's page to find out if any returns were coming in yet. I knew it was probably too early, but I didn't really expect to find an entry from Wolf Blitzer's top secret diary on there. I bet he's all OMG I POSTED THE WRONG THING! THIS IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAVE HAPPENED! OH NOES, DID I WRITE ABOUT MY CRUSH ON BILLY SMITHINGTON? MY LIFE IS RUINED! But there it is, Wolf Blitzer.
Wolf Blitzer, your job involves sitting behind a desk (in front of a giant video wall, as previously established) and saying words. You're not exactly an American hero. And your job's not hard. Now, a coal miner has the right to tell everyone about his preparations before a 12-hour day mining coal. Especially the ones that keep him from getting killed. Do you think I give two craps about your morning routine before your big day, Wolf Blitzer? If you do, you are mistaken, for I do not.
Wolf Blitzer, do you think maybe your article on cnn.com should perhaps have mentioned any of the candidates, or issues, or anything? No? Just video screens and your healthy breakfast? What was in your healthy breakfast anyway, Wolf Blitzer? Cereal? Orange juice? A banana? You are being suspiciously secretive regarding the details of your healthy breakfast platform. What are you hiding, Wolf Blitzer? WHAT ARE YOU HIDING?
Here's the full article.
This is an excerpt from his article at cnn.com today (the rest is about CNN's giant video walls--Wolf really, really likes them, FYI):
People are always asking me: How do you prepare for this? My answer is simple. I am always preparing — every single day. I do my homework. I have discovered over the years that if you know your stuff, you will be prepared.
But there is also the matter of preparing physically for what will be a very long night. People always ask me about that. Don’t you get tired? The answer is that I am too pumped up to get tired. Still, I work hard at being ready. The night before, I always get a good night’s sleep. I exercise in the morning. It’s always a great way to start the day. I ran five miles this morning – as I try to do every morning. I eat a healthy breakfast. And the rest falls into place.
You know, I went to CNN's page to find out if any returns were coming in yet. I knew it was probably too early, but I didn't really expect to find an entry from Wolf Blitzer's top secret diary on there. I bet he's all OMG I POSTED THE WRONG THING! THIS IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAVE HAPPENED! OH NOES, DID I WRITE ABOUT MY CRUSH ON BILLY SMITHINGTON? MY LIFE IS RUINED! But there it is, Wolf Blitzer.
Wolf Blitzer, your job involves sitting behind a desk (in front of a giant video wall, as previously established) and saying words. You're not exactly an American hero. And your job's not hard. Now, a coal miner has the right to tell everyone about his preparations before a 12-hour day mining coal. Especially the ones that keep him from getting killed. Do you think I give two craps about your morning routine before your big day, Wolf Blitzer? If you do, you are mistaken, for I do not.
Wolf Blitzer, do you think maybe your article on cnn.com should perhaps have mentioned any of the candidates, or issues, or anything? No? Just video screens and your healthy breakfast? What was in your healthy breakfast anyway, Wolf Blitzer? Cereal? Orange juice? A banana? You are being suspiciously secretive regarding the details of your healthy breakfast platform. What are you hiding, Wolf Blitzer? WHAT ARE YOU HIDING?
Here's the full article.
Wednesday, January 16, 2008
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